Here ye! Here ye! My pepa™ and I call your attention and ask for support in awarding me a Blogs by Latina award! What is a Blog by Latina award? The best damn award a Latina blogger can ask for. All you need to do is click on this here link and fill out the survey. Add https://lovesujeiry.com as your favorite blog in the “Life Blog” slot. And whala, I will be zee winner!
Now, as I believe in the power of intention and law of attraction, here is my acceptance speech:
“Pepitas! I have made it! I won the “Life Blog” Blogs by Latina award! First off, I want to thank God…no…I want to thank my pepa™ for bringing me so much success. She has worked really hard to get here. Not always on her back, but still, she’s working hard for the money! I also have to thank Mami and Papi for getting nekkid, creating a magical moment, and getting busy. It’s not easy to get sexy in the middle of August but they did it! Also, thank you one sperm that penetrated into that one egg that made ME!
Now, I can thank G-O-D. Thanks for giving me so much talent! I was born with a pen in my hand and a smirk on my face! You, GOD, have made me the hot, creative, funny woman that I am today and always will be. I promise to make you laugh in heaven when I sit by your side, G-O-D.
Lastly, I want to thank my supporters and loyal fans. Without me…I mean, without you…I would not be receiving this award. I wouldn’t even have a website if I didn’t feel that I would have readers who would actually find all my love and relationship woes entertaining. Thanks for laughing at my singlehood!
And with that, I am off to save the world, one chica at a time. Because with Pepa™ Power, we can do it all, mujeres!
Peace in the Middle East.”
Over and out!