I wake up in the morning, shower and go to my closet.
Jeans. Nope. Don’t want to wear a moo moo. Nope. And I refuse to live in Boo’s sweats.
All of a sudden, a chant rings in my ears: “We’re pregnant! We’re round! Get use to it!”
Yup. That about sums it up.
Nothing fits now that I am 7 months pregnant. Well, my leggings do but putting them on feels like (Rihanna voice) “work, work, work, work!” And not the grinding on Drake kind. I have to lift my legs one at a time and pull up those leggings with all my might. It’s just too damn hard. So, I’ve been living in midi and maxi dresses. A mini anything is out of the question – unless I want to flash the world my baby’s head after walking a half a block.
But what of the cold? you ask. Oh, I’ve discovered a way to wear maxi dresses in 40 degree weather – and stay warm. Did I mention I also look damn good in said dresses? And I feel so free! Here is how I work my bump in winter and spring while pregnant – with dresses! Pregnancy style never looked so good.