Free of Mami’s disorganized and utterly boggling kitchen. Free of her rearranging my things. Free of her nagging me to wear a coat, take the umbrella, eat healthier, sleep more but not too much more or “te vas a poner vieja…”
Do you now understand why I ran away crosscountry like a 16-year-old with a backpack? So, here I am—allowed to decorate my space as I please and eat when and what I want. And I get a call from my sister telling me that she, my mom, and beautiful two-year-old niece are paying me a visit. Nooooo!
Um, I mean, welcome relatives! Read How to Survive a Visit from Your Relatives on Mamiverse!