Connect with us

Dear Baby Boy, Don’t Punch Yourself in the Face in Utero

Baby Drawing
Love Sujeiry.


Dear Baby Boy, Don’t Punch Yourself in the Face in Utero

My Momma Bear instincts don’t help my baby boy when he’s partying all alone in my dark uterus.

My baby boy is super active inside my womb. It’s a party of one and he’s having a blast. And, though he’s constantly kicking my bladder and my right rib, I love it. I smile all the way to the toilet or while gasping for air. He really likes hitting my rib, yo.

PLUS: I’m Pregnant and All l Want to Eat is Red Meat

His movements also give me solace. It means he’s happy and healthy. I also love feeling him inside of me every day because I won’t have any more sonograms. My last ultrasound was the anatomy scan (at 20 weeks). I won’t get to see him again until he’s born. Nooooooo!

Despite the long wait, I’m grateful. No more sonograms means he’s growing just as he should. I just hope he’s partying it up in there and being safe. I’m doing my part to keep him safe and sound, guarding my belly whenever I’m at an event or riding the subway. I am super aware of my surroundings and mean mug anyone that seems erratic, threatening or just invading my person space. Sort of like this:

Mean Mug Beyonce

Still, all of my Momma Bear instincts don’t help my baby boy when he’s partying all alone in my dark uterus. He could dance to the Marc Anthony and Romeo Santo songs that I play -and kick himself in the head by accident while attempting his Daddy’s fancy footwork. Or worse: he could punch himself in the head like this baby boy did in utero.

MORE: Where Have All My Old Friends Gone? Up My Pregnant Ass

Ouch! Please baby boy, don’t try this at home (aka my uterus)! Keep salsa dancing instead. Hit my bladder all you want. And, yes, even my tender rib.

Continue Reading

Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.


More in Sujeiry

Get Love In Your Inbox

Sign up for the Love Sujeiry newsletter and receive a free chapter of Dating RITE. Plus, stay in the know on all things love, including videos, articles, merch and events.
Email address
Secure and Spam free...






  • Oh happy day! When God places passion in your heart
  • A belated Fathers Day to my baby daddy Yea I
  • My face when dishing on relationships mommyhood and living an
  • I caught Evan midwalk this morning The kid loves the
  • Smiling right now although I woke up feeling super down
  • Where the magic happens and apparently los perros en cuatro
  • When rebeccagitana tells you your jantzenswim fashion fortune Event by
  • He rides on the big swing now Growing up so

Latina TV

To Top