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Confession Time: I Must Increase My Bust

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Confession Time: I Must Increase My Bust

Judy Blume is to blame for this confession. Share yours!

I looked down at my breasts and squished up upward toward my face. Still no cleavage. Still no sexy curve. These milkshakes will not bring the boys to the yard. And I really wanted boys to desire my shakes. So I took matters into my own…arms. Literally. I took a page from Margaret, grabbed my forearms with opposite hands and pumped while muttering, “I must, I must, I must increase my bust!” 

And that’s my confession on #TruthTuesday. 

Like Margaret, I seriously believed this would work. Like Margaret, it didn’t! At least I don’t think it did. Margaret is a character from Judy Blume’s Are You There God is Me Margaret.” I have no idea what Margaret’s boob situation is now. All I know is that my bust is still nonexistent — even after having my baby boy, Evan. They’re a little bigger, but I still stare down at my breasts, squish them up toward my face and wish for cleavage. Nada. 

PLUS: Guilty As Charged! I Loath Breastfeeding

What’s your confession? Share on #TruthTuesday! And make sure to SUBSCRIBE to my YouTube channel

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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