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A Man Reminisces: The Time I Almost Had a Threesome

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A Man Reminisces: The Time I Almost Had a Threesome

A man shares a tale of how he got himself in quiet a threesome pickle.

Once upon a time I had morals, values, and was a picky SOB who refused to settle for anything less than what I wanted. The dating world, however, has taught me different. My best friend, who happens to be the life of any party, was having his nearly 30th birthday party in NYC. I drove from Boston and booked a hotel nearby to get the festivities started early. Of course I invited the 20-something Colombiana Sagittarian I had started messing around with a few weeks prior. Only problem is the prior weekend I had hosted a BBQ with my best friend, the Colombiana, and the nearly 40-year-old Jamaican I had been with all spring and would still kick it with from time to time.

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It’s my fault for inviting my current and past to the same BBQ, but they both separately talked of wanting to do a threesome with me so I figured I’d do the dumb thing and try and force it. I knew I didn’t care so I even went ahead and told them about each other. Well, it was a bit awkward when they caught hurt feelings, naturally. Then my life-of-the-party friend brazenly invited the Jamaican down to  NYC to his 30th  birthday party. She, of course, said she’s just stay in my hotel room. The Colombiana as not having it; she was not pleased with the Jamaican. Damn those controlling Aries.

Still in Boston, the drama ensued. After a week of insisting another room be booked, we drove to NYC as a trio and a dinner fight followed. I’m an asshole, I know.

The thing I must stress about all of this is that in my mental state I simply did not care about any of them – or myself for that matter. When you get hurt enough and become jaded, you get to a point where you find it better not to care and just do without thinking. Believe it or not, I’m not one of those typical male types who chase skirt and will sleep with anything. Once upon a time I had morals, values, and was a picky SOB who refused to settle for anything less than what I wanted. The dating world has taught me different.

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Tim H.

Timothy is a fan of love, knows some things about sex, can understand relationships, and is full of thoughts along with a bevy of life experiences that you couldn't script if you wanted to.

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