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Don’t Do It! Couple Convicted of Having Sex on the Beach

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Don’t Do It! Couple Convicted of Having Sex on the Beach

Want to have sex on the beach? Forget about it! It’s a crime that doesn’t pay.

Whenever I used to order a “Sex on the Beach” I would wink at the bartender as a reference to actually having sex on the beach.  I was single and it was my way to be sexy, cute and flirty. Have I ever had sex on the beach? Nope. I’m afraid of crabs – and not the STD. Besides, as romantic as it may seem, having sex on the beach is not only uncomfortable (sand in your vagina usually is) but it’s also a crime!

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Back in July 20, 2014, a couple of lovers were hanging out on Cortez Beach in Florida, and decided to get it on in broad daylight on the public beach. They were caught, arrested and today they were convicted. Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, were charged with two counts lewd and lascivious behavior. And it’s just not a slap on the wrist. They can both get a maximum prison sentence of 15 years! 15 years for doing the naked horizontal tango en la playa!

They also have to register as sex offenders.

So, the next time you want to get freaky on the beach think of Alvarez and Caballero. In other words, don’t do it! Literally.

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You know the couple. The one who thinks everything is funny and can’t help but giggle at the slightest things. It’s sunny out! Giggle. My ice cream is dripping! Giggle. We missed the bus! Giggle. Shut up, love birds. There’s nothing more gross and annoying than grown adults acting like elementary school students.

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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