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5 of the Oddest Things That May Turn Her Off Sexually

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5 of the Oddest Things That May Turn Her Off Sexually

In sex, not everything turns on a woman. So, what is a man to do? Here is some sex advice for men: five of the oddest things that may turn off a woman sexually.

I’m sitting around the table with my cousins, discussing our female genitalia and all the things men do that make it tingle. One likes a man to go down South. And he better twang’ for a long time. Another likes it quick and dirty. Then there’s me – lover of fingers and anything that stimulates my clitoris. And my boyfriend’s private parts.

We laugh between sips of margaritas, like we’re in a scene from “Sex and the City.” Only the stars in this series are brown and caramel and all Dominican.

“But you know what turns me off?” The eldest says with a laugh. We lean in.

“A dirty belly button.”

“I didn’t even know a belly button could get that dirty,” I respond in shock. She nods and quips, “Trust me,” and begins to tell the story of the hot guy with the rancid smelling belly button

This got us to chatting about other things that make women close their legs. Just. Like. That. Here are some odd things that may turn off a woman sexually – dirty belly button included!

That Stinky Belly Button
It doesn’t make sense that a belly button can smell that badly, right? But it can! According to a new study, the belly button houses an average of 67 different species of bacteria. So you see, it can stink! Imagine kissing a man on his chest and while you are working your way down you smell rotten eggs? Gag worthy.

Not washing his hands.
Specifically before he’s going to use them to pleasure you! You better not come near my pepa with dirt under your fingernails. And that includes after you’ve eaten. Wash before you eat…me!

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Sucking on wax-filled ears.
Sometimes our ears don’t get as much love in the shower as they should. But ya gotta get in there and clean them with soap and water. No woman wants to nibble on ear wax. The Q-Tip is your friend!

Urine on your penis.
So you want to go down on your man but his penis smells like piss. Um, no thank you! As my eldest cousin said, men need to make sure they not only shake off the pee, but clean the tip with toilet paper. Listen to my prima, guys.

Food in between your teeth before cunnilingus.
The mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body. Imagine how dirty it is after chomping on food! That’s why men need to wash up before cunnilingus. Brush your teeth. Gargle. Hell, do both! Just don’t come near the cookie with broccoli in between your teeth.

Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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