When I was 12 years old, I went on my first roller coaster ride. I waited nervously on line with Mami by my side as my cousins teased, jeering as my legs trembled when reaching the front. I was terrified while being strapped in. Tears formed in my eyes and I wanted out of this death trap! No such luck. I was going to plummet to my death at the tender age of 12, or so I imagined.
The car climbed about 6 feet off the ground to then swing to the left and right before finally making its descent. My cousins laughed, pointing at me as I sobbed and hollered, “Get me out! Get me out!” They had a right to laugh. I was freaking out on a kiddie roller coaster ride at the age of 12. Six year old were calmer than me.
Fortunately for the amusement park business, many people love to take a ride on the roller coaster. The Superman, Batman, Scream Roller Coaster: all guilty pleasures that boys and girls and adults alike pay to experience. Unlike myself, they love the thrill so much that they scream with delight, stand on long lines in the heat not once but twice, and even…orgasm?!
Yes! You heard me right. As of last week, the following YouTube video has been making the rounds. Watch as this woman experiences a roller coaster ride like no one before.
Damn, maybe I need to face my fear of heights so I can climb the heights of sexual pleasure. I am now single and so my pepa™ can use all the help she can receive. Off to Six Flags I go!