Women have become obsessed with the look, feel and smell of their vagina. Perhaps it’s because of all the commercials where women look all pouty due to a funky smell down there. Do guys get guilted into buying products to help their funky junk? Are they urged to smell like lilies and lavender? Hell no! We as women, on the other hand, are constantly told that we need to freshen up our pepas. So much so that vaginal rejuvenation is a real thing!
Whether fixing their labias or getting back their hymen to tighten up, the number of women going under the knife to fix their genitals rose from 49 percent. Now, we can add another medical procedure to the mix: vontouring, otherwise knows as Protege Intima. This invasive procedure is said to firm up and plump up your lips – down there. ‘Cause our vagina lips need to look like Kylie Jenner’s actual lips.
How does it work exactly? With thermal energy, of course! They use a small device to impact the skin structure and cellular fat tissue, which allows new collagen to form on your vaginal lips. Collagen is often used in lipstick plumpers and the oh so celeb popular lip filler. It also nips that low-hanging labia in the bud.
And it only takes 12 minutes! That’s 6 minutes on each labia. For only $300, your vagina lips will pucker like a Kardashians. Question is: can we fix up our men?