I’m happy to state that I have never been a side chick. Sure, I’ve kissed taken men but that’s kiddie business compared to how side chicks play the game. And a good game they have to play. They must be manipulative and indifferent, if only to forget the shame and guilt that comes with their title.
As for the life of a side chick, I rather not partake in the sneaky and sometimes demeaning escapades, especially since they get no love. Holidays aren’t for side chicks. Birthdays aren’t for side chicks. Not even Presidents Day long weekends are for side chicks!
So this Twitter trending post goes out to you side chicks, who receive the creme de la creme of crappy gifts and lonely nights.
- #sidechickgifts a metrocard cuz his ass ain’t picking her up.
- #sidechickgifts an STD.
- #sidechickgifts a coupon to punch in whenever she sees him.
- #sidechickgifts a coupon to the free clinic. Shes in there A LOT.
- #sidechickgifts a beeper for two. he tells her its there special/secret way of communicating so she never can call.
- #sidechickgifts a vacation for one..in a motel 6…at The Point (BX where you at?!)
And here is one from Family Guy’s very own Peter Griffin!
- #sidechickgifts Plan B Pills in a tic tac bottle.
That is all, Pepitas! Come back next week for another round of my favorite relationship/sex-related Twitter trends. Also, be sure to add to my list by commenting below and follow me on Twitter!