In homage to Valentines Day, the brains behind Twitter began a new Twitter trending topic. I’m not sure who decides what to tweet about in droves but it’s safe to say that this year Tweeties aren’t hating on Cupid! I was expecting trends like #diecupiddie, #thedaymyheartdied, #mentionvdayandiwillcutyou, and a myriad of other love bashing statements. Instead we have #youknowiloveuwhen. Oh how we have progressed as a social nation!
Here are my tweets for the Twitter trend #youknowiloveuwhen:
- #youknowiloveuwhen when my pepa queefs ur name.
- #youknowiloveuwhen I make u a lovers coupon book. If u want to do one itself then read how!
- #youknowiloveuwhen I kiss with u stank morning breath and like it.
- #youknowiloveuwhen I call u Papi. It makes me think of my biological Papi and tha’s just creepy, but you love it so I do it.
- #youknowiloveuwhen I let you do it up the butt…pre-wedding.
- #youknowiloveuwhen I put on lipstick before you come pick me up. Always want to look my best for my man.
- #youknowiloveuwhen I can spend more than 48 hours with you.
Feel free to add your own on the comments below! And follow me on Twitter!