I don’t know how to twerk; I close my eyes whenever Miley Cyrus bends over. The Internet, however, can teach me how. Apparently, all it takes to twerk is to gyrate my booty “in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter to one’s intended audience.” (Thanks Urban Dictionary!) Or I can follow this awesome twerking gif:
Why would a gal want to twerk? Men seem to love it. A bouncing booty is in such high demand that PornHub has invented the TwerkingButt – a sex toy that features multiple twerking patterns and rhythms, and various massage speeds. Just like a real behind this electronic booty warms up to 96.9 degrees. The TwerkingButt is also controlled by remote, or you can use the TwerkingButt app with your smartphone or tablet.
But, there’s more! The TwerkingButt is interactive. Included with the kit is a virtual reality headset so men can ogle the booty as it twerks. They can touch it and watch the nargas shake, shake, shake — to music. Yes, you can load a music playlist. Hit play, and watch the TwerkingButt twerk like Miley Cyrus until you want it to stop. And have sex with it too. (Price ranges from $697.99 – $997.99.)