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The Lifestyles Condom Cupid Shares Condoms on Valentines Day

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The Lifestyles Condom Cupid Shares Condoms on Valentines Day

Lifestyles Condom CupidYesterday in New York City, men flocked to their corner delis and bodegas to purchase a necessary Valentines item: condoms! Much like the the sale of roses and Rite Aid brand chocolates, condoms are a staple for el dia del amor. It’s not advertised this way as there is nothing romantic about condoms, but rest assured that Cupids heavy diaper holds the wrapped balloons that fill up with your unwanted children.

To encourage the use of condoms on Valentines Day, a special New Yorker took it upon himself to spread the love. And by love, I mean condoms.

Elliott Timmons, also known as The Lifestyles Condom Cupid, adorned himself with a white wife beater and blue jeans, attached red wings on his back, and flew throughout the New York City subway system, shooting out condoms via his bow and arrow. The Bronx native was hired by Lifestyles to market the company brand and encourage safe sex. In a total of 3 hours, The Lifestyles Condom Cupid passed out 300 condoms to straphangers.

Lifestyles Condom Cupid

Trying to take away my love guru status, the man-child  also posted a special Valentines Day message for single women on his Facebook page. Here are his words of wisdom:

“Why So many American women are single? because,US women want too much from a man.Their ideal man must have loads of $$$,he must be good looking,have sexy car(s),have large bank accounts,spoil the US women with gifts,and money,and US women are too dam shallow,and picky…

Then you have the foreign women who don’t want too much,from a man,just to be loved,treat them with respect,looks aren’t important to them,and they treat US men better than American women do.Which is why when I have my funds under control,I’m going to somewhere like Germany,Japan,or other European countries cuz European Women,and Japanese Women really know how to treat brothas:)”

That’s it! I’m in love!

Regardless of the Lifestyle Condom Cupid’s ignorant words, please protect always. You wouldn’t want to disappoint a man with wings, would you?

No. I didn’t think so.

Hope everyone had an amazing and safe Valentine’s Day!

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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