When living in Los Angeles I struggled financially. I was pursuing the Hollywood dream, which often means you’re broker than broke. One month I sulked in my bed, wondering how I would make next month’s rent. “I just might have to shake my titties and work a pole!” I cried.
I got it together and got to keep my clothes on. I’m not hating on strippers (women can do what they want with their body) but it’s just not me. Yet, at the time I was dead serious about stripping. You can make thousands of dollars a week. Or, if you’re Aziah “Zola” Wells’, a 19-year-old Detroit stripper, you can make millions off your stripper adventures.
It all began with Zola’s 148-tweet rant “about why me & this b—- here fell out.” These are some of her glorious tweets that inspired journalist David Kushner’s to interview Zola for a Rolling Stone article, “Zola Tells All: The Real Story Behind The Greatest Stripper Saga Ever Tweeted:”
So she cleans herself up & theres a knock at the door…i open the door & some fat white man goes “im here for the white girl”…
So I check his pockets, take his wallet & let him in…they start fucking RIGHT on the bed next to me. It was a fucking mess. A MESS
So when they finished he gave her $100. I said “jess, u sellin puss for $100???? Pussy is worth thousands. U trippin” she goes “i dont
make the prices. The prices are already discussed before they come in. So i was like bitch no. If u gone do this. Do it right…
So i took some pics of her & put em on backpage. Along with a the trap phone # wit a MINIMUM of $500. The phone starts BLOWIN UP!!!
I was like “se bitch. I got u a nigga comin up RIGHT NOW giving $500 for 15 mins” …he comes, I check him they get it in, he leaves. .
We are doing this ALL NIGHT!!! She fucked about 20 dudes and her sorry ass pimp only sent 3 of them ???? ..so around 6am JARRET (her fiance) CALLS
Never one to turn away from a story about strippers, gang bangers and crazies (Spring Breakers, anyone?), James Franco has jumped on board to direct a film about Zola’s experience. Aziah aka “Zola” (her stripper name) will make millions to sell her story.
Moral of the story here: if you have a raunchy story to tell, tweet it multiple times to get attention. You might be able to keep your clothes on – but that’s highly unlikely.