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I Love Steve Jobs: My Love Affair With Apple

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I Love Steve Jobs: My Love Affair With Apple

I Love Apple ProductsIf I could, I’d make love to Steve Jobs. I’d creep into his bedroom and mouth, “Get my sexy on,” and orgasm as the room dims and an Apple screen with automatic Photoshop appears on the ceiling. Steve would be in bed, black-rimmed glasses on and playing with his….gadgets. An array of Apple products surround him and again, my pepa™ orgasms.

Suddenly, he curls his index finger. This action unveils a moving red carpet with white rose petals strewn about. I, of course, step onto the bright red fabric and in 1.23487 seconds I am resting in the arms of Steve Jobs.

Let the lovemaking begin.

He caresses me with the aluminosillicate glass of the iPhone 4G screen. Soon, he moves down to my inner tights, kissing my flesh with the 33 percent thinner and 15 percent lighter iPad 2. A flash appears and I smile. Nerdy Steve just took a photo of my pepa™ with the iPad’s tiny HD camera. That dirty Jobs! And the iPod? It’s a part of his seduction as he blasts the R&B playlist – entitled The Forbidden Apple Remix – that he made just for this occasion. The iPod’s waterproof earphones serve as tiny whips when Adina Howard’s “Freak Like Me” plays.  The action is also being caught on tape. The  iMac LED-backlist display that hangs from the ceiling displays our moves vividly. The Photoshop software is in full affect, removing the cellulite from my ass and the stretch marks that line my hips.

How does this sensual rendezvous end? With a little bit of pillow talk, of course. Steve discusses the new trends in the technology and shares his fears of being outdone by that meanie, Bill Gates.  Soon, he sings me to sleep with the following lullaby:

And I drift off, snuggled in the arms of my Jobs and dreaming of Apple…

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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