Last week, I had the honor of watching a sexy, naked and smooth Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love. He made me sweat every crevice. I panted with every scene and couldn’t breath! He oozed that much heat and hotness.
Or maybe it was the Miami weather. It’s humid as hell in the 305!
No. It wasn’t Miami. It was him. Ryan Gosling. A God delivered to us via Canada. The hottest Canadian I know (sorry Ryan Reynolds) and not in the least annoying (I’m speaking to you, Justin Bieber). The only man that can play a rugged yet sensitive and amorous love bird in The Notebook and then, just like that, play an egotistical man hoer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.
I’m loca for you, Ryan. I am crazy, stupid, loca for you!
I would even move to Canada for you. And I loathe the cold and snow and maple syrup and hockey and the way Canadians say “aboot” instead of “about” and “ey” at the end of a sentence. But for you, Ryan, I would live in an igloo and shovel snow and wear earmuffs that make my hair frizzy.
That’s how much I want to be the future Ms. Gosling and have cute Canadian/Dominican babies that say “ay” instead of “ey”!
So, I hereby commend your witty hotness by granting you the title of 1st Lady of Love Hot Hombre of the Week. You can thank me by running through a field without a shirt just to tell me how much you can’t live without me.
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