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Perfume De Sucka: A Whiff for a Visa

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Perfume De Sucka: A Whiff for a Visa

There is a new perfume on the market called Perfume de Sucka. It’s alluring smell is worn by many Dominican women from the island, in hopes of attracting a mate. They dab the perfume behind their ears, splash a little on the back and front of their necks, and spritz the fragrance between their cleavage. For those women who do not have cleavage, they douse half a bottle of the odorous liquid over their ass cheeks, because, lets face it, Dominican women usually have round, protruding asses. Then they are off, leaving their vecindades, campos, and urbanisaciones to find a rich man, a good man, and, most importantly, an Americano.

A woman’s got to land in the US of A somehow!

They spot their man (or multiple men as one may not have enough dinero or Visa appointing intentions) and smile. They flip their hair, freshly done by the Carmen’s, Josi’s, and Mildred’s from beauty salons, and the attractant is released. Like hypnotized dummies, the men stand erect. Minutes later, money is flying out of their wallets and into Dominican bank accounts.

This perfume, made up of a hint of sex appeal, a drop of the Spanish tongue, and a bucket full of pepa™, is just…that…powerful.

Soon, the smart and ambitious Dominicanas from Santiago/Tenares/La Capital/Bonao/San Francisco De Macori/Puerto Plata/Bocachica sit on a plane, official documents stamped and ready to be approved by the United States government. These mujeres leave their families behind to live the American dream, have a white picket fence (or, if they come to NYC, a fire escape), and commit to a man they hardly know and usually don’t love. This is their future. This is their tale.

It began with a whiff.

This piece is a parody inspired by a conversation with a Dominican man who frequents the Dominican Republic. We discussed stereotypes of Dominican women and he stated he witnesses this behavior often. What do you believe?

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.


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