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7 Funny Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Have Kids


7 Funny Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Have Kids

A study shows women who have a high IQ don’t want to have kids or maternal instincts. I say they don’t want to have kids for the following funny reasons.

Miserable Mom and Baby

Why don’t women want to have kids? Maybe it’s one of these seven funny reasons.

I didn’t realize I wanted to be a mother until my niece was born. I was at her birth and burst into tears as soon as she came into this world (even though she was covered in gook). But, there are some women who don’t want to have children. No matter how many babies sit on their laps, there maternal instincts just don’t kick in. They don’t want an occupant in their uterus.

But why? Why do some women dream of tiny hair bows while others give a bald-headed baby the side eye? It may have to do with high IQ.

A recent study reported in The Intelligence Paradox: Why the Intelligent Choice Isn’t Always the Smart One, claims that “more intelligent women are significantly more likely to remain childless — and significantly less likely to become parents — than less intelligent women.” The author, Satoshi Kanazawa, has taken heat for this because the research (statistics compiled from the U.K.’s National Child Development Study) measures intelligence based on IQ. But a low IQ doesn’t mean you are unintelligent.

[ALSO READ: Are You an Only Child? You May Be Headed for Divorce]

So, let’s talk real reasons (not really) why women don’t want to have kids besides this ridiculous claim. Here they are – with funny gifs and all!

The stench of a dirty diaper is just too much.

Whats That Smell

You look too fine to lose your figure.

Too Sexy SNL

You don’t want to give up booze.


You don’t want to give up the nights at the club.

Dancing SNL

The screams! You cant take the screams!

Crying Baby

You’re afraid you’ll mess up your kids.

Toddler Dancing

You want to enjoy your hard-earned money on yourself.

Treat Yo Self

Why did you decide to have or not have kids? Share your thoughts!

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