I am a one-man-woman. Always have been, always will be. The thought of kissing another man when I am committed doesn’t cross my mind. As for spreading my legs and exposing my pepa™ to more than one pene at a time?
I just can’t do it.
Many other women feel the same as I do. Commitment and monogamy go hand in hand. If you think any differently, playing the field or being an eternal bachelorette/bachelor may be a better fit. However, there are couples who are in open relationships. Husbands are allowed to wife swap and finagle and wives are allowed to explore sexual desires with a multitude of men…as long as it strictly sex. This type of relationships is progressive. And according to sex advice columnist Dan Savage, we don’t really have a choice but to flow with the changing times.
In an interview with the New York Times Sunday Magazine, Savage shared his opinions on monogamy, stating that fidelity is destroying marriages.
“The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous. Men had concubines, mistresses and access to prostitutes, until everybody decided marriage had to be egalitarian and fairsey. [Rather than granting women] the same latitude and license and pressure-release valve that men had always enjoyed, we extended to men the confines women had always endured. And it’s been a disaster for marriage.”
Savage also believes that speaking to your partner about extramarital interests will foster a strong relationship. Why lie to your partner and cheat? Instead, communicate with your partner about your desires to step out! And when you do, hold your pene so she doesn’t have easy access.
One swift kick is all she needs!
So what of couples that want to be exclusive? What of the men who are missing the “I’m-a-cheating-ho” gene? It’s going to be tough. Temptation is everywhere. But you can master your inner whore by being a whore in the bedroom for your mate.
“You have to be up for anything,” says the author of Savage Love column.
And right now, I’m up for shredding his article and pene and making colorful confetti.
We have to celebrate his stupidity somehow, don’t we?