I have a really bad habit of dating really hot men. It’s torture, I know, because really hot men know their hotness meter. They stare at themselves in the mirror and know, that if measured by the heat index, they’d sizzle, reaching a sweaty 105 degrees Fahrenheit. And that’s just in the morning, before they’ve showered, brushed, or cleaned out their eye boogies!
Aside from their conceit, really hot men also expect us to be really hot…always. Don’t let that man catch you in rolos or with chancletas. As their ladies, we must prim and press without their knowledge. Our hair just glistens naturally, never a frizz in sight! Our feet were meant to walk in 4-inch heels, never a bunion in sight! As for the actual relationship, prepare to fight! Women seek out handsome men due for their good genes, therefore there is competition among women. And we can’t keep our hot men locked up forever.
According to a study, hot men also make really bad husbands due to their mating strategies. Men who are less attractive seek long-term mates, stay with their partner, and invest in their relationship, including the lives of their children. This strategy, called the “Dad Strategy,” is quiet the opposite of the “Cad Strategy,” where hot men seek a large number of short-term mates without investing in any of the resulting offspring.
So ladies, it seems that if we want a committed, consistent, and responsible husband we must bid hot men adieu. Hot men just have too many opportunities for short-tern mating. They turn and there’s a pepa™ here, pepa™ there, pepa™ pepa™ everywhere.
And that’s enough to break this pepas™ hot man habit.