A few weeks ago, Ashley Madison was hacked. Cheaters everywhere hid all chacletas in case they were outed by The Impact Team, the hackers that threatened to disclose all 37 million of Ashley Madison users, including their real name, sexy pics, sexual fantasies, addresses and financial information. If you do not know what Ashley Madison is, it is a website where men and women sign up to have affairs. It is the dating site for cheaters, hence the fear of the chancleta!
So, where do these cheaters reside? Oh, just Canada! Ottawa to be exact. According to reports, the hookup site had about 189,810 Ottawans signed up. That’s like 20 percent of the Ottawas population, which is the highest sign-up rate in Canada and possibly the highest sign-up rate in the world!
But why, Ottawans, why? Apparently, Ottawa is a super reserved city. That means there are a bunch of repressed folks that live there! When in need of sex, have an affair?
So much for Canadians being harmless, ey?
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In order to have a threesome, there has to be a third party involved. So if your man has been begging you to sleep with him plus your coworker, or you just really want to get freaky with the UPS guy, you have to invite them into your love shack. In other words, you and your significant other are giving each other a sex pass. A threesome can't happen any other way. (Photo: Flickr/Dhinalchheda.)