Breakups happen all the time but it doesn’t make them any easier to execute or handle. We cry. We scream, “WHY?!” and we may even hit something or someone. This is when breaking up turns risky. Your former significant other just can’t take no for an answer and you, or your tires, pay the price. It’s no wonder people break up over a post-it.
Now, there is a breakup app called BreakupText that allows you to terminate your relationship eloquently and respectfully. BreakupText makes it easier than ever to end things. And over text.
It’s a bit cruel. If a man ever uses this to break up with me and says he was eaten by a teddy bear, I will find him. And do an Angela Basset on his ass.