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Mormon Soaking: How to Get It In Without Getting It On

Although I’m not a Mormon, I was a virgin throughout college. My reasoning to keep my hymen in tact was two-fold: 1) I was scared of sex because I was afraid of getting attached. What if I fell in love and the college boy who deflowered me ran? I had serious abandonment issues then, that scenario would have been a disaster, and 2) although I am a non-practicing Catholic, I still feared that having sex before marriage would deem me a sinner. Was I afraid of hell? Nah. But I was terrified of feeling tainted and that my potential future husband would declare me a hoer and run. (Those damn abandonment issues again!) So, what does a virgin in college do to get it in without getting it on? Apparently, it’s called Mormon soaking. 

What the Heck Is Morning Soaking?

According to UrbanDictionary.com, Mormon soaking entails entering a penis inside a vagina sans motion in the ocean. So, a guy puts it in and just rests while his penis is inside of you. Like a sleepy dick taking a little dick siesta.

Why Is It Called Mormon Soaking?

The term is associated with Mormons who belong to the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints. Allegedly, this technique of getting it in without getting it on is practiced often by students at Brigham Young University (BYU), which is a Mormon college in Salt Lake City, Utah. BYU has very strict rules to preserve the students’ sainthood because Mormons are strict AF. They can’t drink alcohol, tea, or coffee. They can’t smoke or gamble. They rarely eat meat. They can’t have premarital sex, view pornography, engage in same-sex relationships, or curse. They cannot date until 16 years old. And they must donate 10% of their income to the church. 

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Now, onto the subject at hand – Mormon soaking! Here is a step-by-step guide on what actually goes down: 

  • Lay in a missionary position. 
  • Remain motionless. 
  • Ejaculate on her stomach. Because, apparently, men can get aroused enough from Mormon soaking to actually cum. 

And there you have it! You have done it! You’ve managed to get aroused and maybe even orgasm while maintaining your virginity, wholesomeness, and purity. 

Would I have tried Mormon soaking as a virgin back in the day in college? Probably not. I don’t think the guys I dated would have had the self-control to not wiggle, swerve, and hump while inside. Eventually, we would have had sex, especially since I wasn’t worried about condemnation, and neither were the guys that I dated or fooled around with in college. I may, however, give it a whirl today – for research purposes, of course. And because I’m a reborn virgin of sorts. It’s been a long long time folks, I may just need a little soak. 

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