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When Exes Come Back: Samantha Ronson and Lindsey Lohan Edition

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When Exes Come Back: Samantha Ronson and Lindsey Lohan Edition

The ghosts of exes past don’t seem to rest in peace. And stalkers? They’ve mastered the art of blocking phone calls, breathing onto earpieces, and ducking behind cars. So what happens when you have a combination of the two? A relationship that just wont quit because ghosts and stalkers are scary and diligent!

I recently experienced a terrifying situation due to an ex. I took care of the problem (actually, my boyfriend handled the drama) but it’s not always that simple. Take Samantha Ronson, for instant. Lindsey Lohan and Sam were together, broke up, got back together, broke up…you get where this is going. It became so complicated that Samantha’s family even placed a restraining order on Lindsey.

Fortunately for paparazzi, Lindsey is a resilient little cokehead. That freckled Mean Girl bought a condo on Venice Beach…right next to Samantha’s condo! Initially, Samantha was pissed. I would be too; that’s some serious pepa™ blocking! But now it’s being reported by Samantha herself that they are indeed an item. She actually posted this on her Twitter:

I guess Samantha likes her women crazy and scary.  I for one rather not deal with having my feet pulled in the middle of the night. Or listen to the dragging of chains, for that matter. Because there’s nothing sexy about sweet talk that begins with “BOO!”

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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