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The Bachelor: Sex in the Ocean and Renee Finally Gets a Kiss

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The Bachelor: Sex in the Ocean and Renee Finally Gets a Kiss

On this week’s episode of The Bachelor, kisses continues to be like the forbidden dance. Renee gets no smooch and Clare and Juan Pablo have sex in the ocean!

Kiss MeRenee was almost Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed.

On this week’s episode of The Bachelor, the date that I’ve been waiting for finally came to be – Renee’s!

To refresh your memoria, Renee is a single mother, just like Cassandra. She has also taken on the role of Momma Bear in the house, soothing every girl who has an emotional breakdown. That’s a lot of women.

So, how was the date? Kind of blah. They roamed around Vietnam where Juan Pablo bought her a one-of-a-kind traditional dress. They giggled. They talked about Ben, Renee’s son, and Valentina, Juan Pablo’s daughter. Did he finally kiss Renee? Nope. Juan Pablo wants to take his time because Renee “has a son.”

Hey, JP, so does Cassandra and you made out with her. Double standard much? Maybe he just isn’t that into Renee, even though he gave her a rose. Or maybe it’s because Renee is a 32-year-old woman while Cassandra is 21. That’s it – Juan Pablo is an ageist!

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Next up was the group date, where Clare is singled out because she has no friends! No one likes her, y’all. So she gets to ride in a boat with Juan Pablo. Smart girl, that Clare. They get stuck in a tree and Juan Pablo kisses her. Aha! I see you Juan Pablo!

The other girls hate Clare cause, like, it’s a group date and not a one-on-one with Juan Pablo and Clare. So not fair! It isn’t ladies, but this is The Bachelor, where over a dozen women fight to get the attention of one man. And Andi is not happy about it at all. She wants a one-on-one. It’s not fair. Waaah!

No, but seriously, it was Clare and Juan Pablo’s date. Juan Pablo was very unfair and spent all his time with her…in the pool, frolicking up the stairs, in the ocean in the middle of the night. Yes, JP and Clare may have gotten freaky in the ocean. Oh, but what will Valentina think? He’s full of BS!

So, to recap, Clare and Juan Pablo can’t keep their hands off each other. Juan Pablo kind of sorta regretted the ocean romp because “it’s not fair to the other girls” (duh!) and Valentina would not approve. Clare freaked out cause she’s just following her vagina, I mean, her heart. He also kissed Sharlene and Andi. And Renee. Finally. Abruptly, but it happened. Hooray!

This week’s booted gals: Danielle, who spoke about three times this episode. Her sudden screen time was a sign that it was over. Alli (who?) and Kelly (the “dog lover”) were also sent home. Adios!

Would you feel rejected if a man regretted a sex romp?


Photo Credit: Flickr Creative Commons.

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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