The moment we’ve all been waiting for occurred just last night – The Bachelor’s final rose ceremony. Who did Juan Pablo choose? Who does he love? Who did he propose to?
Turns out, no one.
Let me backtrack. Juan Pablo did choose Nikki. After she told him she loved him, he said, “Thanks,” and gave her the final rose. But he did not get down on bended knee. He isn’t 100 percent sure that she’s, like, the one.
Eez okaaaeeee, Nikki! Cause Juan Pablo likes you a looooot.
That’s what he said. At least he didn’t lie, right?
But others don’t appreciate Juan Pablo’s “honesty.” So the hate for Juan Pablo continued last night. Not just because JP wants to keep his relationship with Nikki private now that they are done with The Bachelor, but because of how things went down with Clare. Nutty Clare is so in love with JP! And he is so in love with her body parts.
Clare, you sexy girl. Give me a kiss!
Something went down when the cameras weren’t filming and Clare once again felt objectified. Everyone assumes JP said she’s awesome in bed (blame frolicking in the ocean) and nothing more. But conversations should be kept “private,” Clare. Juan Pablo is so not aware of the hundreds of cameras that surround him daily. And Clare is not aware that Juan Pablo is kind of a douche. He is not into you, Clare!
She discovered this at the final rose ceremony when he told her that she isn’t the one. Ay! Clare did not take it well. She gave him the hand, cursed him out and stormed off, hollering, “I would never want to have children with you!” Low blow, Clare. Juan Pablo replied with, “Hoo! I’m so happy I didn’t pick you.”
So, to wrap up this episode and this season: Juan Pablo picks Nikki, Clare hates Juan Pablo as does the entire cast of The Bachelor, and Chris Harrison is so not into Juan Pablo’s sudden need for “privacy.”
Let this season of The Bachelor be forever known as the one where no one was into anyone!
What do you think of Juan Pablo and this season of The Bachelor?