Leonardo DiCaprio is to supermodels as I am to using the word pepa™. That means that he loves supermodels! So much so that he has been linked to numerous scantily glad women who have amazing bone structure, including Kate Moss, Bijou Phillis, and the latest, hot Israeli “Sports Illustrated” model Bar Rafaeli. Now, Leo has moved on from supermodels to other women. He has had enough of their lean figures and pouty lips. Oh, the horror of standing next to a woman who is tall and beautiful! I feel for you, Leonardo. I really, really do.
Let’s not put on our lipstick and heels to try to seduce Leo. Drop the credit card and step away from your flight search to Los Angeles STAT! Leo may have ended his relationship with Bar Rafaeili but he is not sobbing in the bosom of Anita from la esquina. The Departed star has parted ways with a supermodel and healed his wounded heart with Gossip Girl star, Blake Lively.
Oh how far we’ve fallen, Leo!
According to Page Six, DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around the in Cannes, seeming very couple-like. Now there are photos of them hugging and beaming from ear to ear (brace yourselves!) on a boat! I wonder if they reenacted this video:
We will see how long this lasts. Blake Lively is a pretty girl, but Leonardo DiCaprio is to supermodels as I am to using the word pepa™. That means it’s time for Blake to put on a swimsuit and pose for Victoria’s Secret. Or else!