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Why Are They Together? The Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Edition

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Why Are They Together? The Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Edition

There are some couples that makes us wonder why and how they are together. A tall, svelte exotic beauty strolls arm in arm with a stocky, bald and pasty pansuo and we gasp. Why is she with him? We ask. He must have a huge penis, women rationalize. And then there is the sobbing of men who wish they could tap that pepa™ all night long.

The same reaction occurs when a fine man fawns over an average looking female with an ass as flat as a pancake. Women get ANGRY and spiteful. We lash out at the innocent female who has the man we feel we deserve. Dirty looks, sucking of teeth, swinging of hips to catch the fine man’s eye: all nasty behaviors that are unleashed when a woman can’t comprehend why he’s with HER.

There are many Hollywood couples that fit this mold. Older executives and actors with young wives who live “happily” in the Hollywood Hills. Multimillionaire producing geniuses who play house with a blonde Barbie who lacks brain power. Then there are those attractive couples who just don’t seem to click, like Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. She always looks bored. He always looks like he’s about to crack a joke. She looks like she can bench press 20 JT’s as if he were a sack of bones. He looks like he’d moan in falsetto when reaching the big ‘O’. Yes,like the hottie with the baldy and the fine specimen with the flat ass  woman, this odd couple never made sense to me.  And now they must agree because they are officially o-v-e-r: OVER!

Justin and Jessica released the following statement just yesterday about their dying awkward love:

“Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”

The media speculation they speak of has to do with  rumors that they broke up a long time ago. Plus, there have been recent rumors that Justin and Mila Kunis are getting it on. Now that is a couple that makes sense. Both attractive and talented. Both so tiny Jessica can bench press them at the same time.

Oh my, I may have just given Jessica a brilliant idea for payback.

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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