Do you remember the time when Katy Perry rocked a ring on that finger? We all assumed it meant she and John Mayer were engaged. She didn’t deny it and neither did he. In fact, neither said a word, which is odd since they’ve been promoting their love on every show and in every magazine.
Now there are rumors that they are o-v-e-r – OVER! Katy has been in London and Milan without John and sources are reporting that she is not only not wearing her ring, but that she broke it off with John. Perhaps she wanted to be engaged and gave herself a ring? Perhaps she was tired of his sad face and his artiness (you are so not an artist, Katy! – John)?
What is certain is that John Mayer has a thing for women who aren’t at “his level,” as he probably believes. Jessica Simpson was a reality star/pop singer and “actress.” Katy Perry isn’t too different. The one woman who seemed to intellectually stimulate him (cause he’s such an intellectual, yo) was Jennifer Aniston. And he ran his mouth and ran her off.
So, where does this leave John now? Katy? Amicably, they say. She will focus on her upcoming tour and he on being, you know, John Mayer. No more fighting. No more off-and-on relationship (for now). No more duets. No more cutesy promos (they truly made me gag, and most couples don’t). Cause who they love is no longer one another.
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