Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony shocked everyone with a pepa™ when announcing their split. They seemed so happy! We cried. They were the “it” Latino Hollywood couple! We shouted. Why? Jennifer! Why?!!! We hollered.
Well, it seems there were many reasons for their split. The tabloids are speculating and Jennifer Lopez is surprisingly talking. Here are a few explanations as to why the film screen version of Puchi and Hector failed.
Marc Anthony – El Celoso: Marc Anthony has been accused of being controlling and jealous, and J.Lo just couldn’t take it anymore! Sources claim that they decided to breakup “after months of nonstop arguing” when Marc became envious of Lopez’ career success and then some.
Marc Anthony – The Unfaithful: A Latino who has a wandering eye? Say it ain’t so! Well, that’s what J.Lo believed, according to sources. She feared he cheated on her, which isn’t that far fetched since he cheated on Dayanara Torres with Jennifer. Karma, baby!
Santo Dios! Blame Scientology: Folks have often speculated whether J.Lo is a closeted Scientologist. Her BFF, Lisa Remini, is a scientologist as is her father, or some say. Now, it seems that L. Ron Hubbard was the cause of Marc and Jennifer’s divorce. Allegedly, she wanted to place her 3-year old twins in Scientology school, and he wasn’t having it, or Hubbard.
Jennifer Lopez – The Compromising: Jennifer Lopez did her first post-split interview with Vanity Fair. The issue will be on newsstands in September. She didn’t specifically say why her marriage failed but she did throw a major pulla, particularly this one: “It’s not that I didn’t love myself before. Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself—if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now.” Ouch!
Dear Ben, I Want You Back: This has to be the funniest rumor swirling. It seems J.Lo wants to resurrect Bennifer and take another stab at Gigli ’cause she wants Ben back! Alledgely, Guadalupe, J.Lo’s mother, called Affleck to ask for advice on the pending divorce and has always loved Ben. I wouldn’t be surprised if a romance did arise…with Guadalupe and Ben!
So there you have it. An update on the Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split. Do you feel better? I sure don’t. I just want them back together. Oh wait, there’s breaking news! Jennifer and Marc were spotted in The Hamptons in the back seat of a red Mustang convertible. They waved at the photogs and everything. Is this a sign? Is it?!
I can’t with these two.