I’ve been a bad, bad girl and have kissed unavailable men. My first tryst with a taken man was at 22 years old, a month after I graduating college. The lips belonged to Sean, a college friend who was in a long term relationship. After being thrown in the pool at his pool party, he took me to his room for a change of clothes, and planted one right on the kisser.
I didn’t resist. He was cute and confident, loved to banter, and did I mention he had a pool in his back yard? The kissing ceased when his momma barged in on us, lips locked and my ass on his meatless lap (he was cute, but scrawny). I felt so ashamed! Still, it felt satisfying to live on the wild side and take something that wasn’t mine, even if for a few minutes.
Later in life, there was Mr. G, who promised he would leave his live in girlfriend for me. I believed him. I was a fool, a sucker for smooth talk and tender, life changing kisses. And why wouldn’t I be? Angelina Jolie locked her claws onto Brad Pitt, and there he went, leaving Jennifer Aniston. And now, Jennifer has taken a page from The Book of Angelina and stolen a man right out of a woman’s grip!
According to sources, Jennifer Aniston’s new boyfriend, Justin Theroux, was living with his girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, just a few months ago. They were together for 14, count them, 14 years, and Heidi just moved out of their apartment 2 weeks ago. Jennifer and Justin met in October, on the set of Wanderlust, and have been official since last month. Heidi’s rep said this to Page Six:
“Heidi and Justin have been together for 14 years. They met when she was 20 years old and he 24, and yes, she just moved out of their home last weekend. She has no comment.”
Wow! This reads like the stories that USWeekly, OK Magazine, and every major tabloid magazine printed when Jolie kidnapped Brad…forever! So you see, Jennifer Aniston isn’t so innocent, just like I’m not so innocent. We’ve all done dirt, and kissed our share of unavailable man. Because sometimes it feels really good to be bad.