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January Jones’ Baby Daddy Found? Nope, Try Again!

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January Jones’ Baby Daddy Found? Nope, Try Again!

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Like a game of Clue, media outlets are hard at work, trying to discover who done it! And by it I mean put a baby in January Jones womb! Last we heard the baby’s daddy was married and worked with the Mad Men star on the upcomingX-Men movie. All signs pointed to Matthew Vaughn, the director of the movie. A blind item was recently posted on CDAN alledging there was no need for Vaughn to submit a paternity test to Maury Povich as he is indeed the father. Other sources claim he knocked up Jones because he and his wife, Claudia Schiffer fled from Beverly Hills to England when January announced her pregnancy.

Mystery solved!

Or maybe not.

According to E! News, Mathew’s lawyer made a statement representing Mathew. In this statement, he says he never cheated on Claudia. And so the case remains unsolved.

So, let’s bring out the game of Clue and place a uterus in the bedroom with a penis. Whose penis is it? Is it military man, Colonel Mustard? His bright yellow mustache and matching army jacket would surely seduce any woman. Is it Mr. Plum, whose talk of fossils would strip the pants of any gal? Or, in a twist of events, is it the prim and proper Ms. Peacock? She may just be a hermaphrodite! Again, only January Jones knows, but I have a feeling the truth will be just as scandalous as if she had bumped uglies with a peacock.

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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