I’m really rooting for Christina Aguilera as I love her powerhouse voice as much as she loves Fire Engine Red lipstick. But ever since she divorced Jordan Bratman, she’s been nothing but a hot mess! Aside from chugging booze and getting arrested for public intoxication, she’s shacked up with Matt Rutler, one of the PA’s from the horrid Burlesque. And now, there are photos…
Reports have surfaced that hundreds of R-rated photos of Christina are being sold to the highest bidder. The scenes: Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party in Cabo San Lucas and a theme park. The stars: Christina Aguilera, Matt Rutler, male strippers, a banana, and a dildo.
The photos include the following acts:
- Photo 1: Christina and Matt are in bed, kissing.
- Photo 2: Christina is seen with two male strippers at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party.
- Photo 3: Christina pretends to give a dildo a blowjob. The dildo is being held by a man other than Rutler.
- Photo 4: Christina is sucking on a chocolate covered banana while at a theme park.
- Photo 5: Christina is without makeup.
Okay, so the photos aren’t that scandalous (the most scandalous being Ms. Aguilera without her red lipstick and pounds of foundation). Still, this is too much! Come back to your roots, Christina! Sing about rubbing a Jeannie and about your daddy being a meanie! Just get off Matt Rutlers pene and get your pepa™ in the studio where it belongs.