Everyone seems to be doing “it”, and by “it” I don’t mean the macarena. Natalie Portman is pregnant. My cousin Yahaira always talks about getting busy. And now, Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz (Penelope Cruz’ brother) were caught…on a boat…naked!
Okay. So maybe they weren’t naked, but this isn’t the first time the pair have been caught frolicking (key word: licking). Just a week ago, paparazzi caught Eduardo sneaking out of Eva’s home en la madrugada. You know what that means? Eva’s got a booty call!
Ah, the best remedy to a mend a broken heart. Or not.
I have never healed from a broken heart by dating another man or jumping on another pene. If I’m in a relationship, it is because I am ready to grow and connect with my partner, sexually, emotionally, and mentally. Si no, me quedo sola! That’s why I haven’t had sex in 2 years. Yes, you read it right. 2 years! Unlike Eva Longoria, I want to be certain about who I bless with my pepa™. It is pepalicious, after all.
As for everyone else who is doing “it”, congrats! I hope to join in your ranks very soon. Wish my pepa™ lick! I meant, luck…no, I meant lick…