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People Who Are Doing It: Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz Edition

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People Who Are Doing It: Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz Edition

Pepalicious: Official Fergalicious Remix (Comedy)Everyone seems to be doing “it”, and by “it” I don’t mean the macarena. Natalie Portman is pregnant. My cousin Yahaira always talks about getting busy. And now, Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz (Penelope Cruz’ brother) were caught…on a boat…naked!

Okay. So maybe they weren’t naked, but this isn’t the first time the pair have been caught frolicking (key word: licking). Just a week ago, paparazzi caught Eduardo sneaking out of Eva’s home en la madrugada. You know what that means? Eva’s got a booty call!

Ah, the best remedy to a mend a broken heart. Or not.

I have never healed from a broken heart by dating another man or jumping on another pene. If I’m in a relationship, it is because I am ready to grow and connect with my partner, sexually, emotionally, and mentally. Si no, me quedo sola! That’s why I haven’t had sex in 2 years. Yes, you read it right. 2 years!  Unlike Eva Longoria, I want to be certain about who I bless with my pepa™. It is pepalicious, after all.

As for everyone else who is doing “it”, congrats!  I hope to join in your ranks very soon. Wish my pepa™ lick!  I meant, luck…no, I meant lick…

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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