There is something to say about a man who will defend his woman no matter how loca she may be. I want a man to defend me if I slash a chica across the face minutes after she checks out his bulge. I want a man who will argue with my “friends’ on Facebook when they disagree with my insightful updates. I want a man who will spill his own blood to prove to others that I am a genius writer and entertainer, and you better not think any differently!
This is the kind of man that Catherine Zeta Jones has by her side. Just last night, Michael Douglas pushed, yanked, and cursed out a paparazzi when his beloved screamed, “HE PUNCHED ME! HE PUNCHED ME!” In the video below, we don’t see Catherine being attacked. But if Catherine says she was punched, dammit, Michael has her back like a a thug does his chola from the block.
So here’s to Michael Douglas’ love for Catherine Zeta Jones! May every one of your pepas™ have the good fortune to have a knight in shining armor protect your honor no matter what your delusions.