When I was 14, my 14-year-old prima got knocked up. Mami sat us down, rubbing her forehead anxiously, before sharing our families bochinche. My mouth dropped. My pepa™ tightened in fear. She just couldn’t imagine pushing out a baby when I was a baby myself!
Shocking baby making news doesn’t only come from the wombs of family members. Celebrities bump uglies and spawn mini-celebrity children just as randomly. Case in point: Oscar winner Benicio Del Toro and daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, Kimberly Stewart.
Sources confirm that Kimberly Stewart is pregnant with Benicio del Toro’s baby. Below is their statement:
“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s representative, Robin Baum, stated. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”
Okay, I see what went down. Kimberly Stewart took the path of my 14-year old prima. She was hot in the pants for Benicio, disregarded the contraceptives, and there goes a baby! Luckily for Kimberly, she has her Papi’s money so she won’t have to rely on government help or the baby sitting services of a Dominican mother. She’ll hire 3 nannies for her one child and take them on fabulous vacations in the Caribbean. Kim Stewart will be the least stressed single mother in the world. Too bad her Papi can’t hire a lady to push the soon-to-come giant head out of her pepa.™