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Baby Making WTF: Benicio del Toro Knocks Up Kim Stewart

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Baby Making WTF: Benicio del Toro Knocks Up Kim Stewart

Kimberly Stewart and Benicio Del Toro BabyWhen I was 14, my 14-year-old prima got knocked up. Mami sat us down, rubbing her forehead anxiously, before sharing our families bochinche. My mouth dropped. My pepa™ tightened in fear. She just couldn’t imagine pushing out a baby when I was a baby myself!

Shocking baby making news doesn’t only come from the wombs of family members. Celebrities bump uglies and spawn mini-celebrity children just as randomly.  Case in point: Oscar winner Benicio Del Toro and daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, Kimberly Stewart.

Sources confirm that Kimberly Stewart is pregnant with Benicio del Toro’s baby. Below is their statement:

“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s representative, Robin Baum, stated. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”

WTF?!

Okay, I see what went down. Kimberly Stewart took the path of my 14-year old prima. She was hot in the pants for Benicio, disregarded the contraceptives, and there goes a baby! Luckily for Kimberly, she has her Papi’s money so she won’t have to rely on government help or the baby sitting services of a Dominican mother.  She’ll hire 3 nannies for her one child and take them on fabulous vacations in the Caribbean. Kim Stewart will be the least stressed single mother in the world. Too bad her Papi can’t hire a lady to push the soon-to-come giant head out of her pepa.™

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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