Do you know what happens when you gather a dozen or so women who’ve been rejected by the same man? An attack of said man! On this week’s episode of The Bachelor, the women told all. And they all hate Juan Pablo. Aaaaay!
Even those women who sobbed when sent home carried imaginary pitchforks. They were like so not into Juan Pablo because he’s, like, so hot but that’s it. He’s like such a jerk.
He never asked anything about me, Chris Harrison! Juan Pablo only thinks and talk about soccer and Camila and his life. He didn’t ask me what my favorite slice of pizza was!!!!
That last comment came from Cassandra.
Sharlene, however, became Juan Pablo’s Knight and Shining Opera Singer. She defended him, explaining that she didn’t have a negative experience with JP at all. As a matter a fact, “he was curious.” He asked about her life and about living in a foreign country. That’s because JP was into her. When a man is into a woman he asks questions and listens. When a man could care less about a woman he talks about himself and forgets everything she said. That’s called dating.
Juan Pablo then comes on to defend himself against the scorned. He is #SorryNotSorry about being honest, even if it made him look like a jerk. I don’t agree with everything Juan Pablo has said or done, but kudos to him for sticking to his guns, being himself and having no regrets. Still, they all think he’s a jerk!
When in the hot seat, Andi explained what went so wrong in the Fantasy Suite that she decided to quit Juan Pablo, and the show. I thought he couldn’t get it up, or that he treated her poorly or even disrespectfully. It turns out he just talked about Juan Pablo instead of asking Andi about her life. When Andi tried to get “deep” and share her experiences, Juan Pablo said something so terrible that Andi can no longer hear this phrase uttered ever again.
To the non-Spanish speakers that means, “It’s okay!” If Andi hears it one more time, right in the kisser!
Another woman who no longer desires a kiss from Juan Pablo is Renee. Twitter was buzzing that she is engaged. As for who will be the next Bachelorette, I am rooting for Sharlene. I like how level headed and mature she is. Plus, she is gorgeous. I’d watch her. Unfortunately, Andi will probably take the spot.
One hint to impress her, guys. Lean in and whisper in Andi’s ear, “Eez okay!” Let the fireworks fly.
Do you think Juan Pablo got what he deserved? Who should be the next Bachelorette and why?