We all saw this coming, didn’t we? Sharleen has been trying to get herself eliminated since day one. When Juan Pablo gave her the first rose on the first episode, she cringed.
Wait, what? That’s for me? Um, okay, thanks?
Then she tells Juan Pablo that she, like, hates kids, and maybe sorta doesn’t want any. Oh, and she dated a man with a daughter and she was aiiiight. Juan Pablo thanks her for her honesty and gives her a rose.
Oh, another rose? I’d thought I’d be done for.
And lets not forget how complimentary Sharleen is toward Juan Pablo. “You’re not bland,” she said. “What is bland?” He responded. Let me break it down to ju, JP.
She no likey you!!!
Yet Juan Pablo is enamored with Sharleen, which leads me to believe that men really do love women who play hard to get. The more she pulls way, doubts her feelings and acts disinterested, the more Juan Pablo feels a connection. She’s the one y’all! That’s what he tells his cousin any way. And so he chooses her to have the first one-on-one date of the episode…in Miami.
They end up on a yacht, cause it’s Miami, and kiss awkwardly a gazillion times. Sharleen is still so torn, cause Juan Pablo is super hot but not super smart.
“I wish I was dumber so I could just be like, duhhhh.”
Her words, not mine. Juan Pablo doesn’t get the dig and laughs! Oh, JP, you really aren’t the brightest bulb on the tree. He really doesn’t get that Sharleen is just not that into him. He does at the end of the episode when she eliminates herself. Somebody had to do it!
And Juan Pablo weeps.
Don’t fret, audience members! There’s still Nikki, who had a fab one-one-one date with Juan Pablo…and his entire family. On the date, they make a floral arrangement for Camila’s dance recital. Nikki then meets his entire family, including his parents, Camila, and his baby momma, Carla.
Do you know who will never meet Juan Pablo’s familia? Chelsie. She got the boot. She’s probably holding hands with Sharleen right now.
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