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5 Funny Reasons Why Bruce and Kris May Have Separated

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5 Funny Reasons Why Bruce and Kris May Have Separated

Bruce and Kris Jenner announced that they are separated and it got me to thinking why. Here are five funny reasons why they’ve called it split, Kardashian style.

Kris and Bruce JennerThe demise of Kris and Bruce is a surprise to no one.

There’s nothing funny about separation or divorce. But there is something ironic about the separation of Bruce and Kris Jenner. Like the mafia, they are all about family. They keep each other’s secrets and only lift those up who share their DNA.

If you marry into the Kardashian bloodline, you’re bound to profit from their reality show. There may even be a clause in their prenups: “You must appear on at least one season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. And maybe even have a spin off show.” If you refuse, you may be banned from the many perks of being Kardashian, like appearing on their annual Christmas card. Or as they’d say, Khristmas Card.

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So, yes, it’s a tiny bit funny that Bruce and Kris have split. I would imagine they’d stick it out just for the cameras. A check is a check even if they can’t stand to face their rubbery faces anymore. That’s why I’ve compiled 5 funny reasons why Bruce and Kris Jenner may have separated.

The Fake Baby

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When Kris Jenner pretended she carried North West into her show, Kris', studio, I barfed. Bruce may have done the same. You do realize that's not your grandchild, right, Kris? Woman, get out of the spotlight! Photo Credit:

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