The name of the Royal Baby, who has more money than I ever have and he’s only days old, has been released!
These three names got me to thinking about Latino names, and how long and complex they tend to be. My name is Sujeiry Gonzalez. No middle name because, let’s face it, Sujeiry is complicated enough. I’ve been called Surgery, Su-Jerry, Su (I am not an white old lady or Asian!) and even Sugary. Ok, I am sweet so I’ll take it. Imagine if my name was longer? I shudder with just the thought.
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Not all Latinos are so fortunate. I met a woman named Peofilia. I had a male coworker named Serafin. I have family members named Altagracia Maria del Carmen, etc, etc, etc. So, what would be the Royal Baby’s name if he were Latino? I did some digging and came up with this fantastic list of names. So, sorry rich baby.
Can you think of any more crazy Latino names?