Major Network Seeking Former Lovers and Exes
Reunited and it feels so good? Um, maybe. We all have a former lover or ex that we either miss terribly, or we want to curse them out because they were so terrible. If you fit into either category, this casting call is for you!
A major cable network – like huge (I know which one but can’t say!)- is looking nationwide for charismatic men and women who have unfinished business with an ex. Whether you were together for just three intense months or 10+ years, and have something to say to your former bae, apply! A few examples of what they are seeking:
- You were in an amazing, romantic relationship with someone you thought was “the one” and it went wrong.
- He/she ghosted and you want to know why.
- He/she cheated and you want to give them a piece of your mind.
- You fucked up and regret the breakup.
- You want to set the record straight.
- You can’t move on without closure.
- You need to apologize.
- You want them back.
If you fit into any of these categories and want to apply to this casting call, here’s what to do. Email sujeiry at lovesujeiry dot com ASAP with:
- Phone number and email
- A short paragraph about the relationship with your ex (how long you were together, what happened, how long you’ve been broken up, etc.) and what you hope to get out of this one-of-a-kind opportunity.