It’s been a long time coming. I’ve been waiting patiently for Sujeiry, “The Latina Carrie Bradshaw,” to unleash my prowess and powers. She began with the Pepawisdoms of the Day. They will soon make a comeback now that I am large and in charge. Then came the Pepa™ Power tweet chats, which, much like Sujeiry’s sex life, quickly vanished. For the last six or eight months (I’ve stopped counting), I have felt like I am knocking on deaths door.
Or at least a handy sex toy. I’ve worn all of mine down.
So, here I am world! Ready to shine the light on all the problems that today’s pepa’s™ face. We have to trim. We have to wax. We have to worry about HPV and STD’s and unwanted pregnancies and penises who try to penetrate our core, even when they whisper, “Just the tip.”
I am here every Friday with a new piece for all pepa’s™. The pepa™ who droops. The pepa™ who has dried. The pepa™ who experiences daily delights. The pepa™ who is tight. The pepa™ who is masochistic.
No pepa’s™ will be abandoned or ignored on my watch.
But first, I’d like to know what you want. As most of us know, few listen to our needs. So, what topics do you want me to tackle? Please share on the comments below.
Now, I am off to find that pene.
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