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Sujeiry’s Pepa – I Have Arrived!

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Sujeiry’s Pepa – I Have Arrived!

It’s been a long time coming. I’ve been waiting patiently for Sujeiry, “The Latina Carrie Bradshaw,” to unleash my prowess and powers. She began with the Pepawisdoms of the Day. They will soon make a comeback now that I am large and in charge. Then came the Pepa™ Power tweet chats, which, much like Sujeiry’s sex life, quickly vanished. For the last six or eight months (I’ve stopped counting), I have felt like I am knocking on deaths door.

Must…find…penis.

Or at least a handy sex toy. I’ve worn all of mine down.

So, here I am world! Ready to shine the light on all the problems that today’s pepa’s™ face. We have to trim. We have to wax. We have to worry about HPV and STD’s and unwanted pregnancies and penises who try to penetrate our core, even when they whisper, “Just the tip.”

I am here every Friday with a new piece for all pepa’s™. The pepa™ who droops. The pepa™ who has dried. The pepa™ who experiences daily delights. The pepa™ who is tight. The pepa™ who is masochistic.

No pepa’s™ will be abandoned or ignored on my watch.

But first, I’d like to know what you want. As most of us know, few listen to our needs. So, what topics do you want me to tackle? Please share on the comments below.

Now, I am off to find that pene.

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Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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