You know how people are wagging their finger at Miley Cyrus for twerking (myself included)? Well, why not be Miley Cyrus for Halloween? Wait, what? Yes. I am suggesting you get yourself a teddy bear costume, stick out your tongue and bend over.
I know what you’re thinking – Sujeiry has gone crazy. She is the anti-feminist of anti-feminists, suggesting women dress up as Slutty McSlut for Halloween. How dare I objectify women on this blessed holiday?
‘Cause it’s Halloween, y’all! (That y’all was courtesy of Miley Cyrus.)
I, for one, am dressing up like a sexy goddess (Aphrodite). I purchased my white and gold (and short) costume from Amazon a few days ago. I never dress up. Often I put on a pair of black tights, throw on a tank top and killer heels and claim to be a dominatrix. Add some handcuffs, a hat and a badge and I am a cop. But Halloween is supposed to be fun. It’s the one day out of the year where I can play a character. Besides, I rarely wear super sexy clothing. My days of mini skirts, tube top dresses (hello 90s!) and poom poom shorts are over. And so I want to dress up like a tramp on Halloween!
So, what are our options, single gals? Here are a few of my favorite and unique Halloween costumes courtesy of Party City. They may be super sexy but don’t believe the hype – you’re still a strong female!
Unicorns are the most magical and unique animals of all the land! You can be that special on Halloween night with this unicorn costume. It's a Party City "create your own" exclusive. Put it together and be as creative as a unicorn. Price: $24.99-$59.99. Photo Credit: Party City.
Lead Photo Credit: Amazon.com.