When asked to be the Love Advice Chica for Uptown Collective, I wondered how to introduce myself. Should I write an ‘About Me’ as if completing a Match.com profile?
“I’m a sassy, creative 33-year-old Latina who is ready for love, knows what she wants and will not settle for less!”
Should I make it sexier as if picking up a pene on Craigslist?
“No large penes apply. My pepa™ fears you.”
Should I boast about my accomplishments like my Dominican Mami would?
“Mi hija es autora y va ser millonaria! Gracias a Dios! Te alavare Señor!”
Or should I begin by stating that I am obsessed with the dynamics of romantic relationships and have a Save A Ho Complex?
Yes. Let’s take that route.
Read the rest of my introduction on
Uptown Collective!
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Thanks chica! Truly appreciate it!
Congrats! And Im here to support you!!!