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Draw His Penis! Watch Women Describe Their Man’s Junk

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Many men believe their penis is longer, thicker and hotter than any other penis in the world! They’re literally obsessed with their junk and measure it with a ruler every chance they get. (Like, when it’s hard.) Latinos are especially proud of what’s in between their legs. With chests puffed como un gallo that’s ready to scrap, our men believe they can please all women with their pickle – period!

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Do you feel that way about your man’s pecker? Is it as amazing as he thinks? A few men learned the truth about their penises via a police sketch artist. Each guy’s gal described their beloved’s penis while the artist went to work. One woman wasn’t sure if her man was circumcised. Another stated that her man’s balls were much darker than his penis. The funniest comment, however, came from a lady who asked the sketch artist to draw the head like a large mushroom – and add a smiley face! Needless to say, the video above is a must watch.

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So the next time your guy starts bragging about his Johnson, pull out a notepad, start drawing and show your gallo what’s really real.

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