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Spreadsheets: A New App That Rates You In Bed

Spreadsheets App

Spreadsheets, a new app, rates your sexual prowess in bed in detail.

Everyone thinks they’re good in bed. Why wouldn’t we? Few people tell the truth about what they really need sexually and many women fake orgasms. I remember lying to one of my exes about how sexually satisfied I was by his performance. If I told him he wasn’t working me right, I’d bruise his fragile ego and summon his fear of rejection.

Still, I wish I would have said something, if only to prepare him for the next women he’d bed. As a relationship expert, I believe in teaching and helping others become more aware, even if they did hurt me. Maybe I can send him this post so he can download Spreadsheets, an app that rates sexual performance.

With just a click of a button, Spreadsheets allows you to figure out what you’re doing when rolling around in the hay. Using your phone’s built in accelerometer and microphone, it monitors your speed and thrusts and how loud you are in bed. The result: data of your orgasms or lack there of. Yup, if you’re not getting enough Spreadsheets lets you know. The planner also lets you schedule in sex and catalog your hottest romps.

Talk about a digital little black book.

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One last tool of the app: you get points for having an active sex life. Morning Sex gives you 10 points while Sunday Funday in the bedroom-ay gives you 20. So, check out Spreadsheets and discover if your afternoon delight is really all that delightful. Just make sure you don’t leave your phone around. Well, unless your points have skyrocketed.

Would you use this app? Share your thoughts!


Photo Credit: Spreadsheets App on iTunes

Sujeiry is a natural storyteller, dynamic radio show host and the proud CEO of LoveSujeiry.com. She's been at this digital media and content creation game for 15 plus years and pours her heart and soul onto LoveSujeiry.com - the only site for Latinas on all things love. After realizing there was a void in the love/relationship Latina media market, she took matters into her own hands and became the go-to sex and relationship expert on Latinx platforms. The former sex and relationship expert on Latina.com works diligently and passionately to encourage women of color to be their authentic selves as they navigate all things love.

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