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Hair or Bare? What Men Think of Millennial Women Grooming

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Hair or Bare? What Men Think of Millennial Women Grooming

Millennial women spend millions on grooming. But do men care if you’re bare down there?

Wouldn’t it be great if we could go back to the 70’s bush? What happened to the days when women were sexy regardless of their vaginal grooming habits? Why am I rushing to get waxed Saturday morning in order to please a potential one-night-stand I haven’t even met yet? This is absolutely absurd and I think it’s time we reclaim our vaginas!

WATCH: Ask Sujeiry: Should Women Wax or Leave the Bush?

The rise of internet porn in the 90’s ruined societal views on feminine grooming for millennial women. We are now expected to have beautifully waxed vaginas 24/7 to please our male partners, and we have the hairless porn industry to blame for this. The majority of millennial men not only expect their women to have hairless vaginas but they also feel entitled to request for it in advance. What they don’t realize is the amount of time, frustration, pain and money that’s required to have a porn-star vagina year-round.

Men think we can just hop in the shower and throw a razor on that bad boy like it ain’t no thang. FALSE.

The vagina is a delicate high-maintenance flower that needs to be treated like royalty and catered to like the Queen of England. Unless your girlfriend has skin made of leather that can handle the brutal cut of a razor blade against her skin, she’s most likely dropping steep money and enduring torturous pain to have it professionally waxed for you. The average cost of a Brazillian wax is about $60 and you usually need a second within 3-4 weeks. Millennial women could potentially be spending $120 a month to endure physical brutality for the satisfaction of their male sex partner. Have you ever thanked her? Didn’t think so.

But, how important is a bare vagina to men?  Are women just assuming they need to go hairless? I asked a few good men if they would rather fund their girlfriend/fuck buddy’s vagina wax twice a month, or support the 70’s bush. And their responses were amazing.

Men are willing to pay for our vaginal waxing. 

In order to have a pleasant and smooth vagina at their beck and call, men will pay for your grooming. However, they might only be able to afford 1 wax a month.

Just neatly trim, ladies!

A small portion of the guys said there was no chance in hell they’d drop $120 a month on their girl’s waxing needs. They’d accept a neatly-trimmed bush as long as it was maintained and kept under control.

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Only one guy out of the entire group said he was already paying for his girlfriend’s waxes. Ironically, this unique male specimen just so happens to be my 3rd grade boyfriend. Bravo Melissa, you’ve been pullin’ winners since the age of 7!

What do you think, ladies? Should we bring back the bush or keep spending our hard-earned cash on vaginal waxing?

Melissa is a writer from Long Beach, California who aims to bring out the humor and horror in modern-day dating. She believes there's no sugar-coating romance, and her writing brings out the raw reality of the millennial fight for normalcy in a virtual hook-up generation. When not poking fun at her numerous dating misfortunes, Melissa is often playing volleyball, attending concerts and cooking fantastic meals.

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