First off, I want to apologize for not knowing about your existence. As of late, many women have brought you to my attention, yet I disregarded their praise. I thought you were just another pretty boy turned video ho. It doesn’t matter if I didn’t see the Jennifer Lopez video. I’m sure you were shaking your muscular nargita like the lickable, though homosexual, Ricky Martin once did. Honestly, Levi. I had no idea you were a celebrity, or Latino for that matter. I mean, you’re last name is Levy, for Pete’s Sake! It’s your stage name, but still!
Do you know what you find when you Google Levy?
- A definition (Levy: a legal seizure of your property to satisfy a tax debt.)
- A chain of nationwide restaurunts called Levy Restaurants.
These findings don’t necessarily scream sex appeal, which you have plenty of. And I should know. When I Googled your full name, William Levy, I found this:
And with that said (and all the many visuals), I hereby crown thee, William Levy, with the 1st Lady of Love Hot Hombre of the Week award! What do you receive, mi Cubanito? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! But only for a week. Next week, I will be in the arms of another hot hombre. Sorry boo, but this lovely lady is a maneater!
Sujeiry, 1st Lady of Love
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