The last ex that tried to reconnect wanted to reunite my vage with his penis. So you see why I’m anti being friends with exes. (They just can’t get enough of me, yo.) I also don’t want to hear about an ex-boyfriends dating and sexual escapades. Sharing intimate details is part of real friendship – and I don’t want any part of it, Mr.!
So imagine how awkward it would be to chill with an ex and snoop through his or her phone – and find sexts. And it’s all caught on tape! In this video from EliteDaily, former lovers state why they broke up and proceed to snoop through each other’s messages. The point, I think, is to find out what they’ve been up to (or who’ve they’ve been inside) since the breakup. Ummm, why would anyone want to do that?!
It’s no surprise that many, many sexts were discovered. A few highlights:
“We were so much racier than you and this guy.”
“She kinda looks like a poor man’s version of me.”
“We haven’t even gotten halfway down the list (of women) yet…”
Ex boyfriends, don’t get any ideas!